[SF2.5 Market Items disappear (repeated outcome...)]

I am not sure if warning is possible (where should we put it?).

Anyway I hope you have issue solved when you find the problem. Do as the warning said: dont sell charged items

[[Presentation] RandomNukes]

Glad to finaly meet you RandomNukes . It is good to have familiar people around.

I actually remember when you and DragonLady joined SkyFacktory2.5 That was long time ago I wish you all the best.

[[Presentation] Qwerty_Onice]

Hello @Qwerty_Onice I hope you have really good time on server. It is great to have someone who likes to build around. I hope you have great time here

[[Inventory Rollback Request]*HoraAuxesia*]

Similar errors i get when i switch from single player to server (and other way around) without restarting launcher (on SF2.5). Maybe just restart launcher will help?

[How to make the ME system craft 1 at a time]

I am using ComputerCraft program to control interface and drop items in needed order and with required delay. Computer is commanding Interface when and which item to push into opencrate which drops them on altar.

[Random Jokes/Memes]

My four moods:

1. I'm too old for this shit.

2. I'm too tired for this shit.

3. I'm too sober for this shit.

4. I don't have time for this shit.

[Random Jokes/Memes]

1. If you want to change the world do it while you are bachelor. After marriage you can't even change a TV channel.

2. Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, but still you agree

3. Chess is only game in the world which reflects a status of husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time..., while The Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, but then you do not have job (where your free time to play mincecraft come) and no income.

I wish I have less time to chat in minecraft.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, you always spawn a yummy food and always someone else is eating it.

I wish I could go to Moon for vacation.

 

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted. All of them are empty already!

I wish I live in part of world without freezing winter.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Wish granted. You save world from biggest disaster. Then the second (little less severe) disaster obliterate most inhabitable areas on globe.

I wish all people are happy.

[Random Jokes/Memes]

[bed time]
Me: Your Mom told you to stay in bed.
3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet.
Me: Scarier then Mom?
3-year-old: *goes to bed*

Son: Am I adopted?
Me: Not yet.

Son got scholarship on University. Dad said "Of course. You have my brains", Mom said "She must, I still have mine."

I am single. My Mom said: "If you feel lonely, dim the light and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you're lonely anymore."

My kids watch Food Network and beg me to let them cook. Why can't someone start Laundry Network? Or Vacuuming Network?

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, at the same time all peoples become atheist.

I wish I knew winning combination for next week Lotto.

[Random Jokes/Memes]

Limited Knowledge
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

Santa Speak
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.

Addicted to Christmas

 

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A; He was hooked on trees his whole life

Kung Fu Santa
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.

Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

 

[Random Jokes/Memes]

Conversations between father and his daughters.

6-year-old: *fast forwards all the way throu a movie*
Me: You can't just skip to the happy ending.
6-year-old: I don't have time for problems.

~~~~~~

3-year-old: You got lots of letters from your friends.
Me: They're bills. They want money
3-year-old: You need better friends.

~~~~~~

Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.
6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
Me: *questions everything I know*

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3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake?
Me: It's not your birthday.
3-year-old: The cake won't know.

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4-year-old: Can I have candy?
Me: What did Mom say?
4-year-old: No.
Me: So why would I let you?
4-year-old: She is not the boss of you.
It's a trap.

~~~~~~

My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
I gave 0 birth and I don't fit in my pants from March.

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Me: Can you come over here, princess?
5-year-old: Dad! I am too old to be a princess!
Me: Then what should I call you?
5-year-old: The queen.

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Me: What did you do at school?
5-year-old: Nothing.
Me: How can you be there all day and do nothing?
5-year-old: What did you do at work?
Touché

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Me: Someday you will have feelings for boys.
6-year-old: I already have feelings for them.
Me: Really?
6-year-old: They make me mad.

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Random Internet Guy: You're not famous for making good content. You're only famous for having cute kids.
Me: To be fair, I made them, too.

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PS: Just to clarify: This is not me and my childrens.

 

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted. No solid object can stop you so you fell thru the floor to gravity center of the Earth and live there happily ever after

I wish I had unlimited supply of chocolate.

PS: I was always annoyed with magicians for who only wall was permeable, but not the floor.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, but none of us understand what you are saying.

I wish I had some useful wish.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, all shoes you own are too small for you to wear them.

I wish I can speak all languages that exist.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted. Doing your class work is very slow process so you do not have free time for anything else.

I wish I win Olympic medal.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted, with terror you find out that you do not have head either.

I wish everybody love me.

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

 

Granted, to achieve this feature batteries must are 1 cubic meter in size and weight 2000kg.

I wish there are no computer viruses.

 

Edit:

Oh well G_G_Marvel you was faster :(

[¿Do You Want To Play?]

Granted. But you just realized that you have allergy  to both strawberry and chocolate.

I wish I did not have any problem.