Limited Knowledge
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
Santa Speak
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.
Addicted to Christmas
Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A; He was hooked on trees his whole life
Kung Fu Santa
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus