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    Lancelot got a reaction from SilizArts in Thaumcraft Research android app   
    For those struggling with Thaumcraft research here is a little android App that will help you with connecting aspects in research table.
     
    Using the app is straightforward: You need to pick 2 aspect at endpoints and enter the minimal steps required to connect them. App will reply with 3 suggested chains how to connect those aspects.
    Aspects are valued depending on their complexity: base aspect have value 1, compound aspect have value depending on how many base aspects are needed to create them:
    Victus = Aqua + Terra = 1 + 1 = 2
    Mortuus = Victus + Perditio = 2 + 1 = 3 etc...
    First result is cheapest one, second result is shortest one (and it try to use more expensive aspect if there is choice while still keeping chain short), Third result try hard to not use aspects used in previous 2 results.
     
    In TitleBar you will find Setup(Preferences) icon where you can change which version of Thaumcraft to use, and also which additional mods are available in your modpack. I developed app while playing SkyFactory2.5 so default version and AddOn is set for this modpack.
     
    App is available for download form this link:
    https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dugvudigtfynsz/ThaumcraftResearch-v1.0.0.apk?dl=0 
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    Lancelot reacted to AtomicGrog in [Presentation] AtomicGrog/Paul   
    Name: Paul

    IGN: AtomicGrog
     
    Age: 56 soon (choke one that :p)
     
    Crafter's Land Servers you play: Actively SF4, in total SF2.5/3/4, SB2, will change weekly/monthly
      Location: Sydney Australia (but it a Brit :p)
      A short description of yourself:
    Old, using games to pass my evenings away, local TV is crap. Have a very technical background, historically I’ve stripped engines, repaired gearboxes, managed systems, tested communications radio equipment, laid floors, built computers (from bare board upwards), had a 3D prInter for 5+ years etc. was part of team debugging Linux tcp/ip stack in 80s.
    Have wife, 2 kids (older than most here... 17 and 23), 2 dogs.
    I like to help others, will almost always speak my mind and typically suffer consequences afterwards but won’t normally be first to volunteer for pain.
    Could go on...
    Hobbies and interests:
    Computer games, but I enjoy them more for their technical content than their presentation. Ideal game for me would be one that would need fixing  fixing things is my #1 hobby
    RC cars, have an upgraded Traxxis 4x4, don’t use it too much as I have a habit of wrecking it.
    Stuff around the house, latest toy is a cement mixer.
    Discord / Skype Name: AtomicGrog/Reserved but obvious
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    Lancelot got a reaction from TaraBites in Random Jokes/Memes   
    My four moods:
    1. I'm too old for this shit.
    2. I'm too tired for this shit.
    3. I'm too sober for this shit.
    4. I don't have time for this shit.
  4. Haha
    Lancelot got a reaction from iiTzArismaltor_ in Random Jokes/Memes   
    [bed time]
    Me: Your Mom told you to stay in bed.
    3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet.
    Me: Scarier then Mom?
    3-year-old: *goes to bed*

    Son: Am I adopted?
    Me: Not yet.

    Son got scholarship on University. Dad said "Of course. You have my brains", Mom said "She must, I still have mine."

    I am single. My Mom said: "If you feel lonely, dim the light and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you're lonely anymore."

    My kids watch Food Network and beg me to let them cook. Why can't someone start Laundry Network? Or Vacuuming Network?
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    Lancelot got a reaction from SuperSlimesKing in Random Jokes/Memes   
    Limited Knowledge
    As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
    "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
    "Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
    He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
    Santa Speak
    Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
    A: North Polish.
    Addicted to Christmas
     
    Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
    A; He was hooked on trees his whole life
    Kung Fu Santa
    Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
    He has a black belt.
    Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
    Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
    A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
    The 4 stages of life:
    1. You believe in Santa Claus
    2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    3. You dress up as Santa Claus
    4. You look like Santa Claus
     
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    Lancelot got a reaction from SuperSlimesKing in Random Jokes/Memes   
    [bed time]
    Me: Your Mom told you to stay in bed.
    3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet.
    Me: Scarier then Mom?
    3-year-old: *goes to bed*

    Son: Am I adopted?
    Me: Not yet.

    Son got scholarship on University. Dad said "Of course. You have my brains", Mom said "She must, I still have mine."

    I am single. My Mom said: "If you feel lonely, dim the light and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you're lonely anymore."

    My kids watch Food Network and beg me to let them cook. Why can't someone start Laundry Network? Or Vacuuming Network?
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    Lancelot got a reaction from SuperSlimesKing in Random Jokes/Memes   
    1. If you want to change the world do it while you are bachelor. After marriage you can't even change a TV channel.
    2. Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, but still you agree
    3. Chess is only game in the world which reflects a status of husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time..., while The Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.
  8. Haha
    Lancelot got a reaction from Adriiibr in Random Jokes/Memes   
    [bed time]
    Me: Your Mom told you to stay in bed.
    3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet.
    Me: Scarier then Mom?
    3-year-old: *goes to bed*

    Son: Am I adopted?
    Me: Not yet.

    Son got scholarship on University. Dad said "Of course. You have my brains", Mom said "She must, I still have mine."

    I am single. My Mom said: "If you feel lonely, dim the light and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you're lonely anymore."

    My kids watch Food Network and beg me to let them cook. Why can't someone start Laundry Network? Or Vacuuming Network?
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    Lancelot got a reaction from CursedDarkness in Random Jokes/Memes   
    Limited Knowledge
    As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
    "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
    "Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
    He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
    Santa Speak
    Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
    A: North Polish.
    Addicted to Christmas
     
    Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
    A; He was hooked on trees his whole life
    Kung Fu Santa
    Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
    He has a black belt.
    Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
    Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
    A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
    The 4 stages of life:
    1. You believe in Santa Claus
    2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    3. You dress up as Santa Claus
    4. You look like Santa Claus
     
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    Lancelot got a reaction from CursedDarkness in Random Jokes/Memes   
    Conversations between father and his daughters.
    6-year-old: *fast forwards all the way throu a movie*
    Me: You can't just skip to the happy ending.
    6-year-old: I don't have time for problems.
    ~~~~~~
    3-year-old: You got lots of letters from your friends.
    Me: They're bills. They want money
    3-year-old: You need better friends.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.
    6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
    Me: *questions everything I know*
    ~~~~~~
    3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake?
    Me: It's not your birthday.
    3-year-old: The cake won't know.
    ~~~~~~
    4-year-old: Can I have candy?
    Me: What did Mom say?
    4-year-old: No.
    Me: So why would I let you?
    4-year-old: She is not the boss of you.
    It's a trap.
    ~~~~~~
    My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
    I gave 0 birth and I don't fit in my pants from March.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Can you come over here, princess?
    5-year-old: Dad! I am too old to be a princess!
    Me: Then what should I call you?
    5-year-old: The queen.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: What did you do at school?
    5-year-old: Nothing.
    Me: How can you be there all day and do nothing?
    5-year-old: What did you do at work?
    Touché
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Someday you will have feelings for boys.
    6-year-old: I already have feelings for them.
    Me: Really?
    6-year-old: They make me mad.
    ~~~~~~
    Random Internet Guy: You're not famous for making good content. You're only famous for having cute kids.
    Me: To be fair, I made them, too.
    ~~~~~~
    PS: Just to clarify: This is not me and my childrens.
     
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    Lancelot got a reaction from Yusixs in Random Jokes/Memes   
    Conversations between father and his daughters.
    6-year-old: *fast forwards all the way throu a movie*
    Me: You can't just skip to the happy ending.
    6-year-old: I don't have time for problems.
    ~~~~~~
    3-year-old: You got lots of letters from your friends.
    Me: They're bills. They want money
    3-year-old: You need better friends.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.
    6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
    Me: *questions everything I know*
    ~~~~~~
    3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake?
    Me: It's not your birthday.
    3-year-old: The cake won't know.
    ~~~~~~
    4-year-old: Can I have candy?
    Me: What did Mom say?
    4-year-old: No.
    Me: So why would I let you?
    4-year-old: She is not the boss of you.
    It's a trap.
    ~~~~~~
    My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
    I gave 0 birth and I don't fit in my pants from March.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Can you come over here, princess?
    5-year-old: Dad! I am too old to be a princess!
    Me: Then what should I call you?
    5-year-old: The queen.
    ~~~~~~
    Me: What did you do at school?
    5-year-old: Nothing.
    Me: How can you be there all day and do nothing?
    5-year-old: What did you do at work?
    Touché
    ~~~~~~
    Me: Someday you will have feelings for boys.
    6-year-old: I already have feelings for them.
    Me: Really?
    6-year-old: They make me mad.
    ~~~~~~
    Random Internet Guy: You're not famous for making good content. You're only famous for having cute kids.
    Me: To be fair, I made them, too.
    ~~~~~~
    PS: Just to clarify: This is not me and my childrens.
     
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    Lancelot reacted to CursedDarkness in Random Jokes/Memes   
    The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
    *Nobody stands up*
    Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
    *Little Johnny stands up*
    Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
    Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
     
     
    Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
    One boy throws his bag out the window.
    Teacher: Who just threw that?
    Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
     
     
    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

    Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

    "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

    "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
     
     
    Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
    Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨
     
     
  13. Haha
    Lancelot got a reaction from Katalyst_x in ¿Do You Want To Play?   
    Granted. No solid object can stop you so you fell thru the floor to gravity center of the Earth and live there happily ever after
    I wish I had unlimited supply of chocolate.
    PS: I was always annoyed with magicians for who only wall was permeable, but not the floor.
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