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quagma

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  1. //the skeleton war begins tomorrow//

  2. //the skeleton war begins the first of october//

  3. //2 days until the skeleton war begins//

  4. //3 days until the skeleton war begins//

  5. //4 days until the skeleton war begins//

  6. //5 days until the skeleton war begins//

  7. //6 days until the skeleton war begins//

  8. //7 days until the skeleton war begins//

  9. //8 days until the skeleton war begins//

  10. //9 days until the skeleton war begins//

  11. //10 days until the skeleton war begins//

  12. "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." --Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"

  13. It doesn't do to leave a live Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. ---J.R.R. Tolkien

  14. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ---Terry Pratchett

  15. The Hogfather wishes you Happy Hogswatch from here in Ankh-Morpork!

  16. status: riding down an erupting volcano on a black unicorn

  17. You'll never get anywhere if you don't try new things. Like brussel sprouts. *taste* *gagging* *spits out in disgust* You know what, scratch that. Go ahead and never change. Brussel sprouts are gross, man.

  18. “Cake is not the issue here.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

  19. Things just happen. What the heck.

  20. Space: It's out there!

  21. What is brown and sticky? A stick!

  22. What is the sound of one hand clapping? CL. The other hand makes the AP.

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