What's this? You've got a genie in your newly purchased vintage lamp! You may ask for a wish, but be warned, this genie will take advantage of your wording and intent, and twist his monkey's paw to make one hilarious misinterpretation of your wish! Be prepared to suffer the consequences of your actions!
RULES: Respond to the previous posters wish, and twist it however you like. Post the consequences of the wish-gone-bad, and then make your own wish.
Be nice to each other, don't get personal, and above all, have fun!