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Granted, but y2k kills you. I wish to be invulnerable to all STDs.

Granted, but only while you sleep. I wish for my next wishes to remain useful despite the corruption.

Granted. But we redefine healthy as the health of a dead man walking. I wish to never get bored.

granted, but not without getting expelled. I wish to be able to leave my chair. Quick! Before I die!

hey! grant it

Granted, but you ski like a professional football player. I wish to be able to just play minecraft for a living forever.

Granted, but you get murdered by a ghost. I wish for nobody here to know who I am in real life, unless they already know me from real life.

that's easy... There we go. There are many more.

Granted, but it's death. I wish for nobody to think I'm weird. (Note that according to context, I am Earth-Chan)

granted. You're super good at farting. I wish to not have a class period. Ever again.

Granted, but they quickly turn bad. I wish to be Earth-chan and have nobody know who I was before. (A bit simpler)

Granted, but existence does not happen to them either. I wish for sf3's startup to take only 30 seconds.

Granted, but there is an electric current in the water that will sting you whenever you are in the ocean. I wish to look exactly like my profile pic, have myself adapt as it does, always take a human form, and for nobody but me to know that I once looked different. By the way, we used to play this on the forum. It was called corrupt-a-wish.

Wow... more commands than helper!