Insert Sentence -- Make a story.

[SoullessSushi]

So I thought, why not add a little fun to the forums it's mostly about requests for certain things, but there are many misc. topics, so we should use them to our advantage!

 

I wanted to try something I've seen before. Pretty much take random people's sentences, and put them together so that it is hopefully understandable as a story.

I'll say 1-3 sentences per reply, and it can literally be about anything. EDIT: If two posts are made, you made reply to either one. I'll start off:

 

There once was a half-fish, half-man (waist up was fish, waist down was man legs), who lived both on the land, and in the ocean. One day he stumbled upon a treasure chest the was only covered by leaves. He was so intrigued, and really wanted to open it, but he didn't have hands to do so... he thought, "how will I ever get this open?"

[quagma]

He licked the chest to get a taste on how to handle it, and got the biggest surprise of his life. The chest was made of chocolate, and somehow hadn't melted in the cool ocean water!

[Jimmel]

So he proceeded to eat his way into the chest; by the time he was done, he'd had more chocolate than he could ever imagine. A trip to the dentist was inevitable. Getting to the main compartment, the man was now looking at what appeared to be a weirdly shaped golden key covered in rust, and a map with another location not very far from him marked on it. "What could this be?" he wondered.

[Virtmo]

He thought to himself "If the key itself is made of gold, whatever it is destined to open must be worth more" and he started to wipe his chocolate covered mouth but suddenly his stomach felt strange and he started puking what seems to be a pinkish sparkly goo.

 

[craftyguy23]

The fishman wiggled his fins in an attempt to grab hold of the map, till he noticed an inscription on the back of it. Written in squid ink, it read "YOU HAVE CONSUMED FORBIDDEN NOURISHMENT, MAKE HASTE TO THE TEMPLE AND YOU MAY BE REDEEMED". He had no time to waste...

[flamefurno]

The goo was sticky and slimey, but smelt like roses and lavender. He wasn't exactly sure what to do with it, or what it was, but something was so pleasing about the majestic color and the exotic scent that his brain started to hurt from not knowing if he should adventure forth, or stay a little longer around this substance.

[quagma]

So he decided to do both. He split in two, the magic scent of the pink gooey substance keeping a fish man by it, and the allure of the golden key attracting a man fish. There's a difference, albeit a subtle one.

[Voodoo]

Deciding that he'd spent too long in the sun, his fish-half drying out, and sticky from the pink goo vomit, Dave travels to the island of Hruthemalitwaii to seek his temple.

He travels by dolphin back, it takes a few weeks, but eventually he arrives on a warm snowy beach, quite confused by the weather, he jumps into the water, key in hand and walks onto the island...

[flamefurno]

He followed the map to find the Temple, alas, he thought so. What he found wasn't exactly a temple. It was a tree. A living tree. But a living tree underwater, how could that be possible?! The closer he came to it, the worse the urge to puke became, but it had the same irresistible sparkles, co he just had to go to it. What could ever be the case of this all?

[craftyguy23]

Giving in to his temptations, the fishman vomited, he wanted to swim in the pink goo one last time. He was having the time of his life, swimming, alone in an enclosed bubble of dreams, euphoria and floral aromas, willingly ignoring that his life was about to be cut short.

[SoullessSushi]

He started to feel something strange.. it felt life he was being torn in half.. and he was! His body slowly detached itself, but only moments later, his fish head grew a fish tail! And his man legs grew a man torso and head! The man stared at the fish, his stomach grumbled...

[quagma]

But hark! What was this? A half a shark, the forwards part only, swam in front, blocking his path! The shark spat out some orange dust, making the water very strangely colored as it mixed with the pink goo from the tree! A sign rose out of the muck, and as the water cleared, Dave struggled to read it.

[craftyguy23]

Dave cleared his eyes, and came closer to make out the letters. It was written in squid ink, however he noticed a red bias to the colour, it read "You have reached the temple of enlightenment, only one of you shall see the light. You have 5 minutes to enter the tree's hole and unlock the door with the golden key of knowledge, may you choose not to, an eternal life of pain and hell fire awaits".

[craftyguy23]

* The three of them would have to fight to the death...

[Virtmo]

or run like a little girls.

[Voodoo]

Spoilers *They all ran like little girls*

 

Then! After what seemed like 20 hours, Sleepy after the nights worth of running around, the three of them awoke to the alluring voice of a half frog half woman, (top half frog), "Rib-bit" she spoke in a sweet croaking voice, and pointed with her frog arm, to a very small door in the side of a mountain, this was the entrance to the the Nekromalatifalosian, an ancient temple devoted to summoning the UNdead! 

[G_G_Marvel]

Undead? Pff. said Dave.

Oh, wait. it was UNdead. Never thought there was United Nation of undead. said Dave.

[quagma]

Blub blub, said Other Dave. I concur, said Player Three, and they followed the FrogLady through the spooky door.

[G_G_Marvel]

They walked down the spooky staircase and reached at bottom floor. Lets stay together guys. said Dave. Sure thing, Dave. said Other Dave, Player three and Frogladeh. Wait, who the hell are you? said Dave to Other Dave.

[quagma]

I'm the ManFish who split from you earlier, said Other Dave. Weird how I forgot so easily, isn't it? said Regular Dave. BLAGLGHGLBLEh, said Player Three, indicating that he was half a shark somehow suspended in midair. CROAK ribbit, said FrogLadeh. Yes, let us not forget what we are doing, replied Dave. OtherDave held a flashlight in his mouth. It was not on.

[SoullessSushi]

Dave remembered how he split with his fish half, he swam around in his vomit and felt all tingly and weird. Maybe if he could somehow convince FrogLadeh and Player Three to roll around in his vomit, they could double in size. They'd be sure to make it through the UNdead place...

[Voodoo]

OI!  Dave shouted, come and swim in the puke! it's very fun, and bene-fish-ial for your scales!  

The three of them dallied around in the pool for several hours, not needing extra nourishment as the purple puke was edible, though did make them vomit yet more goo, every bite adding 1cm to each of the three. 

once they had decided enough was enough, the three giants stepped out of the pool, and charged onto the grass, only to fall into an extremely deep hole in the ground... 

[SoullessSushi]

It seemed like the hole was endless, but there was a big SPLASH and they were swimming in water... the very water that was right next to Daves original island. They were stuck in a loop and had to find a way out of it. There was a mysterious black gas going behind the palm trees, and it made everyone uncomfortable.