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[Voodoo]

Granted but your its only your skin that comes invisible. All your internal organs and bones are still visible.

 

I wish i could slow down time and speed it up at will

[SoullessSushi]

(I dont have any food allergies >:))

Granted, but only in intervals of 1 hour at a time.

 

I wish new movies came out sooner. 

[Voodoo]

Granted but only the crap movies come out really fast, and flood the cinemas so that the good ones never hit them.

 

I wish i was a woman, with a cute little behind xD

[Henk]

Granted, but your cute little behind is your child. You look like a monster

I wish Craftersland launched SF3 today

[Voodoo]

sorry. Only Brunyman can grant this wish.... :/

Theres only one person who can continue this thread... 

[SoullessSushi]

20 minutes ago, Henkekalmar said:

Granted, but your cute little behind is your child. You look like a monster

I wish Craftersland launched SF3 today

Granted, but only you are able to play on the server until it's released to everyone. (Hint your stream)

 

i wish some some people didn't have sticks up their butts

[Voodoo]

Granted, butt.. he .. he.. but instead of other people .. no.. no lets not go there..

erm.. granted, but those "some people" no long have sticks up their butts (?)  everyone else does now though..

no idea what you mean by this.. 

 

I wish i could look at a book, and instantly learn it's entire contents. 

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, you looked at too many books, overfilled your brain, and now your head exploded. 

 

I wish i sh I had all the fresh chocolate I wanted that was edible.

[Henk]

Granted, but all the chocolate is sealed in those impossible to open plastic package.

I wish I could teleport to any person in the world.

[SoullessSushi]

(I ripped one open with my bare hands earlier, I'm sorry you aren't that strong  )

granted, but each time you teleport there's an ulcer in your stomach. Use it wisely.

 

 

I wish I had a gift card for $500 at a restaurant, and it was usable and the restaurant accepted it.

[Voodoo]

Granted, but the restaurant closed down many years ago. sorry :/

 

I wish i had a really comfy hoodie :3 

[Henk]

Granted, but the restaurant only served Sushi with souls.

I wish my cat would listen to me.

[SoullessSushi]

Voodoo, granted, I hope you enjoy.

Henk, granted, but he only listens, doesn't follow.

 

I wish knee pains didn't exist.

[Voodoo]

Granted. Now nobody has knee joints and everyone has to walk around with stiff legs

I wish crime didnt exist.

[Henk]

Granted, in law. Because nothing was longer illegal

I wish for worldpeace.

[quagma]

Granted, but only for fish. Humans are still war like.

I wish I was stretchy and moldable like sillyputty.

[Voodoo]

but someone accidentally dropped you in liquid nitrogen, and you freeze, so you're no longer stretchy or moldable.

I wish the cake, wasn't a lie.

[DragonLady]

Granted, but Glados made sure there's poison in it :).

I wish I had a powerful gaming pc that doesn't try to kill me.

[Voodoo]

Granted. It doesnt try to kill you. But sucessfully takes over the world and enslaves humanity. Including you.

 

I wish i had 6 toes on each foot 

[DragonLady]

Granted, but not a single shoe fits you.

 

I wish I had amazing drawing skills.

[Voodoo]

Granted. You dont have any hands.

I wish i didnt have hayfever

[Henk]

Granted, but you still got aids.

I wish I had more time to do things.

[Voodoo]

Granted. Youve got all the time in the world.  Youre in a coma in hospital. 

 

I wish people couldnt get addicted to anything. 

[cmyk]

Granted but your pet becomes addicted to opium.

I wish @ZeeDerpMaster got on direwolf20 1.10 with me

[Voodoo]

Granted. But his keyboard and microphone are broken so cant talk. 

 

I wish for a new bottle of coke.