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Granted, but G_G_Marvel you always have red eyes and eye drops do not help them go away.

Granted, but Lancelot instead of computer virus there are real life viruses that are the size of dogs that can latch into you and now you are infected.

EDIT: (I did both of yours :) )

I wish there were no headaches.

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Granted. Congratulations you just won the gold medal in wheelchair fencing! But you suffered an injury during the match. Which got infected. And now you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish it were dark all the time. 

And everything could carry on the way it does.  Using lunar power instead of solar.

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Granted. But its pizza made with poo in the dough. 

A poo pizza..  and you can have as much as you want.and regular pizzas cost 10x as much

 

I wish i could have a big . blue . smurf statue

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Granted, but the chemicals used to make sure that the water is always the perfect temperature, are extremely corrosive to the skin.

I wish i could stop and start time, for as long as i choose, without any complications or unexpected disadvantages.  

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Granted, one time you go to see the dinosaurs and intimidate one of em enough that he starts chasing you, it takes at least 10 minutes to stop or start time again, so you are devoured...

 

I wish I had a personal cook that was polite and cooked the food I wanted, and it was edible and tasted good, and was good for me, and I never had to pay him.

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Granted, but one day, he slipped on a knife and died.  And there was never another man or woman such as he!

I wish i had super intelligence exactly like rick, from rick and morty, with no downsides, and i can't die from anything accidental.  

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Granted, but everybody thinks you are the worlds biggest jerk, and you will never feel love or loved again, and you also have all of Ricks depression and insanity, and pessimistic outlook on life. ALL of it.

I wish I had a cleaning robot to do my chores for me.

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Granted, but you are not allowed to have any of the sauce unless you flawlessly imitate this guy: 

every time you entered the store.

 

I want to be a top American model and be featured in fashion commercials.

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Granted, but the company who you sign a 20 year contract with is a really bad, and not very well known company, and all your talent goes to waste.

 

I wish i never had to pay for anything, and everything was free for me. 

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Granted, but everything would instead cost favors

I wish I could fly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Side note, really like this topic. I will give it a temporary pin. Enjoy the games folks

Also, feel special- this is my 1000th post.

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