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[SoullessSushi]

Granted, but if you tell anyone then you will die, if they tell anyone they will die, etc etc.

 

i wish everything I ate tasted like chocolate covered strawberries. 

[Lancelot]

Granted. But you just realized that you have allergy  to both strawberry and chocolate.

I wish I did not have any problem.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, nothing challenges you anymore so you're always bored all the time.

 

i wish phone batteries never ran out so you didn't have to charge them 

[G_G_Marvel]

Granted, but you got no data left.

I wish I cannot be tired.

[Lancelot]

 

Granted, to achieve this feature batteries must are 1 cubic meter in size and weight 2000kg.

I wish there are no computer viruses.

 

Edit:

Oh well G_G_Marvel you was faster :(

Edited October 12, 2017 by Lancelot
congrats G_G_Marvel

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, but G_G_Marvel you always have red eyes and eye drops do not help them go away.

Granted, but Lancelot instead of computer virus there are real life viruses that are the size of dogs that can latch into you and now you are infected.

EDIT: (I did both of yours  )

I wish there were no headaches.

[Lancelot]

Granted, with terror you find out that you do not have head either.

I wish everybody love me.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, everyone loves you and is obsessed with you and you have no privacy.

 

I wish I got my class work done before it was due all the time so I never had to worry about it.

[Lancelot]

Granted. Doing your class work is very slow process so you do not have free time for anything else.

I wish I win Olympic medal.

[Voodoo]

Granted. Congratulations you just won the gold medal in wheelchair fencing! But you suffered an injury during the match. Which got infected. And now you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish it were dark all the time. 

And everything could carry on the way it does.  Using lunar power instead of solar.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, but there was an alleyway that was really dark and you walked down it and got shot and died. 

 

I wish I had free pizza.

[Voodoo]

Granted. But its pizza made with poo in the dough. 

A poo pizza..  and you can have as much as you want.and regular pizzas cost 10x as much

 

I wish i could have a big . blue . smurf statue

[SoullessSushi]

(I said free pizza, that means any pizza. >:( )

granted, but as soon as you get it it falls on you and crushes you to dealth.

 

I wish I had as many shoes as I could want.

[Lancelot]

Granted, all shoes you own are too small for you to wear them.

I wish I can speak all languages that exist.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, you can speak them, but only to people who do not understand them.

 

I wish water was never too hot or cold, but just right.

[Voodoo]

Granted, but the chemicals used to make sure that the water is always the perfect temperature, are extremely corrosive to the skin.

I wish i could stop and start time, for as long as i choose, without any complications or unexpected disadvantages.  

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, one time you go to see the dinosaurs and intimidate one of em enough that he starts chasing you, it takes at least 10 minutes to stop or start time again, so you are devoured...

 

I wish I had a personal cook that was polite and cooked the food I wanted, and it was edible and tasted good, and was good for me, and I never had to pay him.

[Voodoo]

Granted, but one day, he slipped on a knife and died.  And there was never another man or woman such as he!

I wish i had super intelligence exactly like rick, from rick and morty, with no downsides, and i can't die from anything accidental.  

[quagma]

Granted, but everybody thinks you are the worlds biggest jerk, and you will never feel love or loved again, and you also have all of Ricks depression and insanity, and pessimistic outlook on life. ALL of it.

I wish I had a cleaning robot to do my chores for me.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, but he thinks cleaning is destroying and getting rid of everything. 

 

I wish McDonalds permanently had the szechuan sauce..

[craftyguy23]

Granted, but you are not allowed to have any of the sauce unless you flawlessly imitate this guy: 

every time you entered the store.

 

I want to be a top American model and be featured in fashion commercials.

[Voodoo]

Granted, but the company who you sign a 20 year contract with is a really bad, and not very well known company, and all your talent goes to waste.

 

I wish i never had to pay for anything, and everything was free for me. 

[Henk]

Granted, but everything would instead cost favors

I wish I could fly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Side note, really like this topic. I will give it a temporary pin. Enjoy the games folks

Also, feel special- this is my 1000th post.

[SoullessSushi]

Granted, but you can only fly at the speed you can walk/jog/run at.

 

I wish I had as much food from anywhere I wanted, didn't cost anything, and tasted good.

[DragonLady]

Granted, but one day you eat something you're allergic for and you die.

 

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I want.