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[FreeFallFTW]

Granted,but someone will steal it

 

I wish food didn't have consequences

[BasGroen]

Granted, but you will spend every last penny you have on food.

I wish I had superpowers

[TheO0032]

granted. You're super good at farting. 

 

I wish to not have a class period. Ever again. 

 

[FreeFallFTW]

Granted,but you'll have periods constantly everyday at home

 

I wish for something

[TheO0032]

Granted, but it's death.

 

I wish for nobody to think I'm weird. (Note that according to context, I am Earth-Chan)

[TheO0032]

Granted, but you get murdered by a ghost. 

 

I wish for nobody here to know who I am in real life, unless they already know me from real life. 

[vladantd]

Granted, but you forget everyone who you knew.

 

I wish i never had to eat or drink again.

[BasGroen]

Granted, but now you can't eat anything and really miss the taste of your favourite food.

I wish i am a genius

[Beh]

Granted, but your debt in the future will be doubled.

 

I wish to ski like a professional.

[TheO0032]

Granted, but you ski like a professional football player. 

 

I wish to be able to just play minecraft for a living forever. 

[NepaliLegend]

[TheO0032]

hey!

grant it

[SuperSlimesKing]

Granted, but you get stuck on your chair and can't get up to get water or food, therefore you die.

I wish I could skip school.

[TheO0032]

granted, but not without getting expelled. 

 

I wish to be able to leave my chair. 

 

Quick! Before I die!
 

[Beh]

Granted, but you forget what you were gonna do every time you try to get up.

 

I wish to become a graphics designer.

[Jimmel]

Granted, but you can't make any money from it.

 

I wish to always be healthy. 

[TheO0032]

Granted. But we redefine healthy as the health of a dead man walking. 

 

I wish to never get bored. 

[Yusixs]

Granted but you will always remain sad.

I wish that my internet connection gets better.

[TheO0032]

Granted, but only while you sleep. 

 

I wish for my next wishes to remain useful despite the corruption. 

[HowYouLikeThatBP]

Granted, but you will have AIDS
I wish I was born in 1974

[TheO0032]

Granted, but y2k kills you. 

 

I wish to be invulnerable to all STDs. 

[FreeFallFTW]

Granted, but you'll catch a small bit of disease from everyone around you

 

I wish you didn't need insuline to eat

[TheO0032]

Granted, but that has always been the case. 

 

I wish to never die until I want to. 

[Beh]

Granted, but you will remain hungry and thirsty till you decide it.

 

I wish the posts stopped getting darker.

[TheO0032]

Granted, but you go blind from how light this one is. 

 

I wish to become who I say I am here.