SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but if you tell anyone then you will die, if they tell anyone they will die, etc etc. i wish everything I ate tasted like chocolate covered strawberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted. But you just realized that you have allergy to both strawberry and chocolate. I wish I did not have any problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, nothing challenges you anymore so you're always bored all the time. i wish phone batteries never ran out so you didn't have to charge them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_G_Marvel Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but you got no data left. I wish I cannot be tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) Granted, to achieve this feature batteries must are 1 cubic meter in size and weight 2000kg. I wish there are no computer viruses. Edit: Oh well G_G_Marvel you was faster :( Edited October 12, 2017 by Lancelot congrats G_G_Marvel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but G_G_Marvel you always have red eyes and eye drops do not help them go away. Granted, but Lancelot instead of computer virus there are real life viruses that are the size of dogs that can latch into you and now you are infected. EDIT: (I did both of yours ) I wish there were no headaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, with terror you find out that you do not have head either. I wish everybody love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, everyone loves you and is obsessed with you and you have no privacy. I wish I got my class work done before it was due all the time so I never had to worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted. Doing your class work is very slow process so you do not have free time for anything else. I wish I win Olympic medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted. Congratulations you just won the gold medal in wheelchair fencing! But you suffered an injury during the match. Which got infected. And now you have no arms or legs. I wish it were dark all the time. And everything could carry on the way it does. Using lunar power instead of solar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, but there was an alleyway that was really dark and you walked down it and got shot and died. I wish I had free pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted. But its pizza made with poo in the dough. A poo pizza.. and you can have as much as you want.and regular pizzas cost 10x as much I wish i could have a big . blue . smurf statue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (I said free pizza, that means any pizza. >:( ) granted, but as soon as you get it it falls on you and crushes you to dealth. I wish I had as many shoes as I could want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, all shoes you own are too small for you to wear them. I wish I can speak all languages that exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Granted, you can speak them, but only to people who do not understand them. I wish water was never too hot or cold, but just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but the chemicals used to make sure that the water is always the perfect temperature, are extremely corrosive to the skin. I wish i could stop and start time, for as long as i choose, without any complications or unexpected disadvantages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, one time you go to see the dinosaurs and intimidate one of em enough that he starts chasing you, it takes at least 10 minutes to stop or start time again, so you are devoured... I wish I had a personal cook that was polite and cooked the food I wanted, and it was edible and tasted good, and was good for me, and I never had to pay him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Granted, but one day, he slipped on a knife and died. And there was never another man or woman such as he! I wish i had super intelligence exactly like rick, from rick and morty, with no downsides, and i can't die from anything accidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quagma Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but everybody thinks you are the worlds biggest jerk, and you will never feel love or loved again, and you also have all of Ricks depression and insanity, and pessimistic outlook on life. ALL of it. I wish I had a cleaning robot to do my chores for me. SoullessSushi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but he thinks cleaning is destroying and getting rid of everything. I wish McDonalds permanently had the szechuan sauce.. Voodoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyguy23 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but you are not allowed to have any of the sauce unless you flawlessly imitate this guy: every time you entered the store. I want to be a top American model and be featured in fashion commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Granted, but the company who you sign a 20 year contract with is a really bad, and not very well known company, and all your talent goes to waste. I wish i never had to pay for anything, and everything was free for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henk Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but everything would instead cost favors I wish I could fly. Side note, really like this topic. I will give it a temporary pin. Enjoy the games folks Also, feel special- this is my 1000th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoullessSushi Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but you can only fly at the speed you can walk/jog/run at. I wish I had as much food from anywhere I wanted, didn't cost anything, and tasted good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLady Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Granted, but one day you eat something you're allergic for and you die. I wish I could turn invisible whenever I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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