entertainment ¿Do You Want To Play?

[RuisuMC]

Granted, but it have an insect inside.

I wish a new guitar.

[Yusixs]

Granted, but you're deaf

I wish to have a proper sleep cycle

[Voodoo]

Me too.... me too..

Granted. But you soon mess it up again.

I wish for moar cats!!!

[quagma]

Granted, but now you have infinite cats, and the universe fills up with cats, and everything collapses under the infinite mass of cats.

I wish for a decent cup of hot chocolate.

[Voodoo]

Granted. But its so hot.. youll never be able to drink it

I wish for a chocolate biscuit 

[cmyk]

Granted, but Gordon Ramsey disapproves.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of the peppers that come at the side of a papa johns pizza

 

 

 

[Voodoo]

Granted. But you get your lifetime supply all at once and a few days later youve got tonnes and tonnes of mouldy peppers surrounding you for the rest of your life.  Ooh messy..

 

I wish for a biscuit.

[RuisuMC]

Granted, but the biscuit is poisoned and you will die.

I wish a new backpack.

[DragonLady]

Granted, but it's a backpack for dolls, so it's useless.

I wish I had a nice cup of coffee

[MeJorge]

Granted, but it's frozen forever, so you can't make it coffee again

My wish is something to say here :v

 

[Lancelot]

Granted, but none of us understand what you are saying.

I wish I had some useful wish.

[Katalyst_x]

Granted, but none will ever know your useful wish  

I wish for The ability to predict the future...

 

(pls make this one interesting)

 

[Mineynics]

Granted, but when you predict it you predict your death to the moment and you die 

I wish to travel to the whole world and know more.

 

[Swimsam1]

Granted that after your journey all your knowledge will go away .SO  make every moment count

I want season 4 of rick and morty 

[quagma]

Granted, but it gets canceled halfway in the first episode.

I wish for shark tooth dentures made of diamonds.

[Lexylelelele]

Granted, but you get scurvy (that can't be cured).

I want to have /vanish IRL.

[Swimsam1]

Granted but the more you use /vanish the more your soul will vanish

I want to get a 46.08 in my 100 freestyle

[Katalyst_x]

Granted, but you must live the rest of your life in water, only once every 10 years you may venture onto land for a day...

I wish I had the ability to pass through solid objects.

[Lancelot]

Granted. No solid object can stop you so you fell thru the floor to gravity center of the Earth and live there happily ever after

I wish I had unlimited supply of chocolate.

PS: I was always annoyed with magicians for who only wall was permeable, but not the floor.

[Swimsam1]

Granted but all the chocolate is lased with laxative 

I wish for Modding API

[Katalyst_x]

Granted but you will never be able to do anything with it.

I wish I could reverse time by a few minutes as I wanted but still retain memory of what happened.

[SpintecatorulAlb]

Granted

but in Soviet Russia, time reverses you.

I wish to see capitalism plummet down.

[CursedDarkness]

Granted,but the protestants will kill you

I wish to be a god

[Lancelot]

Granted, at the same time all peoples become atheist.

I wish I knew winning combination for next week Lotto.

[quagma]

Granted, but you die before you can claim the prize. 

I wish I could use telekinesis.